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altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

Oct 1,2014  | 166,210 notes
Me: comes online for some casual reblogging
Me: accidentally joins a raging feminist movement
Oct 1,2014  | 27,190 notes

lesliecrusher:

blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny

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the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

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dialupmodem:

me: ugh having trouble connecting to the wifi using my mac 

every PC user in the room: WELL YOUR FIRST MISTAKE WAS PURCHASING THAT OVERPRICED PIECE OF ALUMINUM YOU PIECE OF TRASH LMAO 

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shybat:

*romantically calls you dude*

tagged #MMMMMEEEEEEE
Oct 1,2014  | 64,527 notes

ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story

Oct 1,2014  | 22 notes
Fat Person: ...Yeah I get treated really bad just because of the way I look and it's upsetting because I should be humanized too.
Everyone: Shut up you fat whale
Skinny Person: *dresses up as a fat person*
Skinny Person: *gets treated like dog shit*
Skinny Person: I feel dehumanized you guys
Everyone: Aww, you poor baby. I feel so bad
Fat Person: ...